The Turdmeister | Dog Poop Scooping – Orange County, CA
Orange County's Dog Poop Pros

Your yard should be a paradise, not a minefield.

We handle the dirty work so you and your pups can actually enjoy the backyard. Starting at just $25/week — flat rate, any number of dogs.

✓ Licensed & Insured ✓ Cancel Anytime ✓ Flat-Rate Pricing ✓ No Need to Be Home
Turdmeister pro with dog
🛡 Licensed & Insured
🔒 Gate-Safe Protocols
🌿 100% Pet-Safe Sanitizer
📍 All of Orange County
💰 Flat-Rate — Any Number of Dogs
What we do

Professional services for every yard

Whether you have one small dog or a whole pack, we have a plan that keeps your yard spotless week after week.

Weekly scoop

Weekly Scoop

$25/week · $100/month

We come out once a week to meticulously clear every surprise. Flat-rate — same price no matter how many dogs you have.

Twice-a-week scoop

Twice-a-Week Scoop

$37.50/week · $150/month

Two visits per week — perfect for multiple dogs or anyone who wants an always-pristine yard. Still flat-rate, always.

Sanitize and deodorize

Sanitize & Deodorize

Add-on: from $20/month

Our enzyme spray eliminates odors and bacteria at the source. Non-toxic, pet-safe, and works immediately after application.

Happy dog playing in clean backyard
Why choose us

We take the dirty work seriously

The Turdmeister is not just a scoop-and-go operation. We treat every yard like it is our own.

  • 🔒

    Gate-Safe Protocols

    Trained to enter and exit safely so your dog never escapes. No need to be home.

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    True Flat-Rate Pricing

    1 dog or 5 dogs — the price never changes. No per-dog fees, no hidden charges. Ever.

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    Text When Done

    We send a confirmation after every single visit so you always know your yard is clean.

  • 🌿

    Pet-Safe Everything

    Our enzyme spray is 100% non-toxic. Dogs and kids can be outside immediately after we leave.

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    Licensed & Insured

    Fully licensed and insured for your peace of mind. We are professionals, not just someone with a bag.

Simple pricing

No tricks. No surprises.

Flat-rate means one price regardless of how many dogs you have.

Weekly Scoop
$25/wk
or $100/month · save when you pay monthly
Once-a-week visit All dog quantities included Done text confirmation Gate-safe entry
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Twice-a-Week Scoop
$37.50/wk
or $150/month · best for multiple dogs
Two visits per week All dog quantities included Done text confirmation Gate-safe entry
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Add Sanitize & Deodorize

Enzyme spray that eliminates odors and bacteria at the source. Safe for kids and pets immediately after.

+$20/month
with Weekly Scoop
+$40/month
with Twice-a-Week Scoop
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🛡 Not satisfied with any visit? We will come back and re-scoop for free — no questions asked.

An initial cleanup fee may apply for very overgrown yards. We will always tell you upfront before any work begins.

Happy customers

OC dog owners love it

"Definitely a service I didn't know I needed until I got it!" — just one of many happy yards we maintain every week.

★★★★★

"I have two Great Danes so need I say more? This company was friendly and quick to respond. Both of my boys loved the guy that showed up. It's a great service and pretty affordable. Will definitely be consistently using them."

Matthew H.

Anaheim · 2 Great Danes

★★★★★

"I've been so excited to host in our outdoor spaces but with two pups, cleaning up can take just as long as planning get-togethers. Not only did they do a great clean up but the pups warmed up so quickly — animals are the ultimate judgement of character!"

Kacie H.

Anaheim · 2 dogs

★★★★★

"Definitely a service I didn't know I needed until I got it! My backyard is actually enjoyable again and I don't dread letting the dogs out. Total game changer."

Jason K.

Huntington Beach · 2 dogs

Our happy clients

Meet some of our happiest pups

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Got questions?

We have got answers

Everything you need to know before getting started.

Do I need to be home?
Nope! Most clients are not home. We need access to your yard, follow gate-safe protocols, and text you when finished.
What if I have multiple dogs?
Flat-rate pricing means 1 dog or 5 dogs — same price. No per-dog fees, ever.
What do you do with the waste?
We bag everything up and take it with us. Nothing is left behind.
Can I cancel anytime?
Absolutely. No contracts, no cancellation fees. Stay because you love it, not because you are locked in.
What is the initial cleanup fee?
If your yard has a large buildup, the first visit takes more time. We will always quote you upfront — no surprise bills.
Is your service safe for my pets?
100% yes. Our enzyme spray is non-toxic and pet-safe. Dogs and kids can be outside right after we leave.
How do I know when you have been here?
We send a text confirmation after every single visit so you always know your yard is clean.
Do you serve my city?
We cover most of Orange County. See the full list below or enter your zip on our quote form to confirm.
Service area

Proudly serving Orange County

We scoop in all these communities and more. Enter your zip on the quote form to confirm we serve your neighborhood.

AnaheimBreaBuena ParkCosta MesaCypressFountain ValleyFullertonGarden GroveHuntington BeachIrvineLa HabraLa MiradaLaguna HillsLaguna NiguelLos AlamitosMission ViejoNewport BeachOrangePlacentiaSanta AnaStantonTustinVilla ParkWestminsterYorba Linda
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